Sex with celebrities almost a reality

Isn't it always the way that just as soon as you think you've finished a job, something happens to make you have to go back to it? Alas... I was all happy on Friday to be finished tinkering with Sex, Bombs and Burgers, and then jessica drake - the porn star who insists on lower-casing her name - goes and announces on Twitter that there's now a sex doll made in her likeness, which will be unveiled at this week's Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

As she wrote on her Twitter account:

guess what? I can finally tell you some exciting news... the WICKED girls are coming to you! we teamed up with REAL DOLL to clone us! my doll, along with alektra's doll will be unveiled at the AEE show next week in the Wicked booth. I'm sure they're already making out. ; ) they're EXACTLY like us- we were computer scanned from head to toe, and down to the dimples right above my ass... it's all me!

The Real Doll (link is not safe for work), if you don't know, is a life-sized sex doll made by California's Abyss Creations. They're frighteningly lifelike, sell for around $6,000 U.S. and have all the, ahem, necessary parts. They've got their share of fans, including Howard Stern. Here's his review.

There's a section in my book that deals with sex robots (more on that later this week) and how the Real Doll is a big step toward them. I surmised that for porn stars and even potentially mainstream actors, licensing one's image to sex robots/dolls was a potentially lucrative source of income for them. Well, now I've got to go in and fix that as it's obviously already happening. Jessice Drake (sorry, I mean jessica drake) and Alektra Blue are two contract performers for Wicked Pictures, one of the bigger adult companies in L.A.

Some folks are already clamouring for licensed mainstream sex dolls. This blogger would like to see one based on Megan Fox, and suggests that washed up celebrities could easily get in on the game. For my money, I'd say this is pretty much a certainty. There are scores of men out there who have fantasized about having sex with Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba (or women, for that matter, with Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp). Well, you might not get the real McCoy, but the next best thing is almost here.